You’ve seen it in movies and on TV shows a million times; the “bad guy” taking steroids is portrayed as a lowlife degenerate, and when he injects his steroids he’ll jam the needle right into his butt cheek without a care in the world. If you know anything about anabolic steroids, then you know how utterly ridiculous this is; of course, you know how utterly ridiculous everything you see on TV or in the movies is when it comes to anabolic steroids. Even so, if you’ve never supplemented before you have no idea how to inject steroids; in-fact, you might think our idiot friend described above is dead on the money. Luckily for you, you’ve come to the right place as we’re going to explain to you how to inject steroids, and every step you need to take. Before we dive in, understand this simple bit of truth; this is a straightforward process, so simple the simplest of us of all can do it, but if you don’t know how you don’t know, and as with all things you have to learn first. After you read this, you’ll know exactly how to inject steroids, and from there you’ll be able to concern yourself with more important matters.
Go to any message board, and at some point in time you’ll find threads where people are asking how to inject steroids in some of the most ridiculous ways imaginable. You’ll find those asking how to inject steroids intravenously and if you search long enough you can probably find threads where people ask how to inject steroids into their scrotum. Let’s be clear, very clear; you do not inject anabolic steroids intravenously. Anabolic androgenic steroids are meant to be injected into the muscle tissue, but some steroids can also be injected subcutaneously. ( All the answers to your questions on this subject can be answered by watching the videos above )
If you want to know how to inject steroids, the first thing you need to know is how to prepare for the injection. You know you need to stick it into the muscle tissue, and we’ll go into the specifics of that later on, but there’s more to it than that. There are eight specific steps you need to follow when injecting anabolic steroids, and while that may sound like a lot the whole process shouldn’t take but a minute. Failure to follow these eight remarkably simple steps can result in complications such as infections or simply very uncomfortable injections, and an unnecessarily sore injected area.
You now know how to inject steroids, but you now need to know what to do immediately following the injection. This is a part of the procedure so many ignore, and it’s something that shouldn’t be ignored at all. To begin, it only takes a moment, and more importantly, it will simply make everything smoother. It’s an easy three step process as follows:
You know how to inject steroids, you understand the pre and post-injection procedure, but now you need to know the most crucial part; the specific muscles to inject. There are 9 specific muscle groups on the body that can be used for anabolic steroid injections, and within most groups, there are numerous locations. In the chart below, we have listed each muscle group, each location, and a brief description on how to inject steroids into that specific location; we have further provided additional notes where they apply:
Muscle Group
Location
Procedure
Notes
Biceps
Center of Each Head
Dead center of either head – 2 spots per bicep
Normally suitable for only small injections – can only hold small amounts of oil – painful for some, not for others
Calves
Center of Muscle Head
Dead center of either head – 2 spots per calf
This is the most painful area to inject and will be extremely sore almost every time – there is no reason to inject calves for 99% of all people
Deltoids
Center of each Head
Dead center of all three heads – 3 spots per deltoid
The lateral head is the easiest head to inject and the most convenient spot to inject other than glutes – most no one will need the front or rear head, but it is possible
Glutes
Upper Outer Edge
2 inches below the lower back and move towards the hip approximately 2-3 inches – 1 spot per glute
This will be the easiest and most convenient area to inject for anyone
Lats
Center of Muscle
Direct center of head – 1 spot per lat
Can hold a lot of oil – very hard to do on your own due to reaching around to the area – beneficial if more areas are needed and you have a helpful hand
Pectorals
Upper, Middle & Lower
Upper Inside – middle inside – lower outside – 3 spots per pectoral
The lower outside area can be extremely painful – most will find the upper inside to the most tolerable – should only be used if injections are so frequent new areas are needed
Quads
Outer & Inner Heads
Direct center of either head – 2 spots per quad
The lower head (tear drop) can be extremely painful and while it can be used is not recommended
Traps
Direct center of the head – 1 spot per trap
Absolutely no reason to inject this area – can be dangerous and is only mentioned for informative purposes as it is possible
Triceps
Dead center of all three heads – 3 spots per triceps
Most will find the long head, the part on the very back of the arm to be the easiest to inject – The lateral head can also be used, the front most portion of the triceps muscle – the medial head can be extremely difficult to inject and painful for most